If you’re going to be one, at least be credentialed.

A-Hole University provides education and training to professionals seeking to improve their workplace behaviors.

We offer a range of courses designed to equip students with the skills, knowledge, and expertise needed to excel in their careers and make a positive impact in their workplaces.

Our experienced faculty members are industry experts who bring real-world experience to the classroom, ensuring that our students receive the best possible education on a-hole-ism.

MeeT Jack

Meet Jack Hole, the hilariously endearing mascot of our university. Armed with a Doctorate in Adverse Behaviors from AHU, this lovable donkey certainly knows how to turn a mundane day into an uproarious adventure.

Jack is always well-intentioned, but his penchant for mischief often lands him in awkward predicaments, and he's been labeled as an a-hole a time or two. Whether inadvertently causing chaos in the cafeteria or engaging in unconventional "study sessions" on the campus lawn, Jack always brings laughter and cheer to our university community.

Despite his occasional escapades, everyone agrees that our beloved mascot adds a touch of whimsy and joy to our campus life. So, keep an eye out for Jack Hole - you never know what amusing antics he'll be up to next!

Our Vision: A world without a-holes.

Our Mission:

  • To educate the world on a-holery

  • To reduce the presence of it

  • To INSPIRE people to do better.

Our Brand Promise:

To educate people about ‘a-hole impact’ on others in a playful and accessible manner. We don’t seek to shame folks for a-hole infractions. Let’s be real; we’ve all been there.

Our Slogan: “NOLI ESSE ASINUS”

Roughly translated, it means: “Don’t Be an Ass.” Which is what we’re all about here at AHU. We want to teach folks to behave better because life is tough enough already.

FAQs

A-hole University is a novelty institution that provides education and training to professionals seeking to improve their workplace behavior.

It is important to note that our services are meant to be a fun and lighthearted way to learn about adverse professional behaviors that can occur, and we do not recommend or advocate using our services to cause undue harm to others. That would be a real a-hole thing to do.

Our services are designed to help individuals better understand the importance of workplace professionalism and equip them with the skills and knowledge needed to excel in their careers.

We believe that our graduates can make a positive impact in their workplaces and communities, and we encourage them to use their newfound knowledge and skills responsibly and ethically.